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Chuff Chop

The act of karate chopping a female's genitalia.

Only to be used in very familiar situations, usually between people in a relationship. Occurs most commonly in a lesbian relationship or a fight between girls, a cat fight.

It is not a welcomed move in a fight as it invades personal space, however it is the ultimate winning move.

Created in Barnsley, South Yorkshire.

See also: chuff
In a petty fight:

*Girl smacks girlfriend around the head*
Girlfriend: OW! Chuff chop!
*Girlfriend chuff chops girl*

or

Girl 1: "Did you see what happened in the fight between Kimberley and Stacey?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! Kimberley chuff chopped her!"
Girl 3: "Ouch!"
by GingerJangles June 15, 2009
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Chuff Muffin

An affectionate term for a portly yet cheeky young child (usually male).
by Byron Chamberlain September 16, 2004
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Chuff Monkey!

by Darren November 26, 2001
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Chuff Nugget

A nugget of shit that gets stuck and entangled in the hairs around your ass hole. And when you remove it is a solid piece of shit with lots if hairs stuck in it. That is a chuff nugget!!!
I just pulled a huge Chuff Nugget out of my ass!!!
by Marky T & Lucy T July 25, 2010
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Bum Chuff

Insult/Swear word/Curse

Has links to Bum and Chuff, but is actually a special area around the Bum.

This word is worse than saying 'Cunt'
Boy playing computer:...1 more life left...ooh...oh...ah...woh....oh no! B*M CH*UFF!!!

Mother: What did you say!? Go to your room, you cunt!
by Gareth Babybel-Overlord Bird January 23, 2005
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Buff chuff

A Buff Chuff relates to a womens vagina that is particularly good to look at, a fine example of the female sex organ.
"Your nan has a buff chuff for her age, Dave!"
by Louis Noteling April 25, 2006
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chuff teeth

Person who unknowably has a pubic hair stuck in their teeth
Shut up chuff teeth, go play with your fuck stick
by gh Shocker75 August 15, 2005
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