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Christofer Drew

Christofer Drew is a 20 year old singer in the band, NeverShoutNever. He also has side project bands such as
EatMeWhileImHot! & Gonzo. Christofer is extremely talented and attractive. He's labeled 'Indie' & 'Hipster'.
To summon him up in a few words: A Sexy Mofo Who Has Style<3
Karla: Damn, Christofer Drew is super sexy! omg.
Me: I agree, but you need to learn to appreciate his music, too. Not just his face. Plus, he's already married to me.
by Mrs.DesDesIngle December 16, 2011
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Christopher

A Christopher is just an amazing person. He is kind, nice, sweet, sensitive, and so much more than can be our into words. If you are able to date a Christopher, you are one lucky gal and should never let him go. A Christopher is always happy, even if he's not on the inside. He won't bother anyone with his feelings because he cares so much for others. He had a great smile, and is an amazing kisser. A Christopher can talk to you for hours and hours and never get sick of talking to you. If you are ever sad, A Christopher will make you laugh with some dorky jokes and he will always make you smile, no matter what's going on. Like I said, a Christopher is an amazing person and if you think otherwise... I'm sorry, you're an idiot
I love Christopher
by cupcakesocks December 1, 2014
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Christchurch Boy's High School

A shithole school full of dumb faggots who rape girls and end up as plumbers or gay prostitutes later in life.
Haha look! its one of those faggots from Christchurch Boy's High School
by dildy69 June 25, 2018
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Christoffer Strandberg

From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..

The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.
"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
by Andres Paolo September 28, 2011
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Christopher

A strong willed, brilliant, witty, sometimes downright hilarious, handsome, sexy, sweet, thoughtful man with skeletons in his closet, demons in his soul, and fire in his heart. He is a conundrum wrapped in an enigma. He is the Mickey to your Mallory. You will be his everything. He will love like you have never been loved. You will become his addiction and he will become yours. He will make your thighs quiver as a lover, your mind open as a teacher, and your heart explode as your best friend. And all he asks for in return is honesty, pride in the relationship, and respect. Don't let this man walk out of your life. You wont find another man in the world like him. Cowboy Up.
Christopher will always be my cowboy.
by Jennayourhippiechick February 12, 2017
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Christcuck

A ‘Christcuck’, is a man who has been cuckolded by the Christian religion and is weak in a way that causes others to suffer.

In the same way a cuckold invites other men into his wife, destroying his family, the Christcuck invites foreigners into his nation, destroying his community. The creed of Christianity declares that “there is neither Jew nor Greek”, and the Christcuck takes that to mean that borders are against the will of God. This has resulted in strong Christcuck support for importing refugees and migrants that then go on to commit horrendous amounts of crimes, causing suffering - as the Christcuck virtue signals.

The Christcuck makes a virtue out of being as pathetic as possible. They act as if their harmlessness made them morally superior, much like cuckolds argue that their lack of jealousy makes them morally superior.

Regular cuckolds go through a massive amount of cognitive dissonance on account of that other men fuck their wives. Cuckolds lie to themselves and to other people all the time – and so do Christcucks.

They also attribute the greatness of Western culture to their slave cult, and not to inherent qualities of Westerners. Their belief is proven false in two ways. Western culture was great before Christianity, as the Greeks and Romans showed. Moreover, other peoples who have become Christian didn’t become great, as shown by the failed African Christian nations.

The meek shall inherit Clown World.
A Christcuck believes "turn the other cheek" mean spreading your ass cheeks and letting yourself get fucked.
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Christoph

That kid who is kind of shy and kind of holds back, but once you get to know him you realize he's a really great person that you shouldn't forget. He's one of the few people out there who really cares about stuff and while he doesn't always show it; stuff affects him. His only flaw is that he often looks at people the same way, which means ties can be easilly broken and it is really hard to be a best friend. but it's all worth it in the end.
Christoph is really cool. I just wish he thought of me more.
by Dead-Man August 17, 2011
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