the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life
“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”
by 😌🥢 November 20, 2019
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A form of sex in which chopsticks are shoved into the other persons anus, they then pull some fecal matter out and consume it all while yelling racial slurs about asains
Ah man she gave me that good Asian chopstick last night

Asian-chopsticks a form of sex
by Smellycrotch69 October 20, 2021
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Female self-pleasure using just the fingers. To play with one’s self.
My first date with Cynthia was hot…she’ll be chopsticking herself the rest of the night.
by Tommy Lasordid March 17, 2022
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When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.
My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.
by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021
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7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.
Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.
by DjSalad September 6, 2019
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When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible
I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?
by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021
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