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Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.
Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"
by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021
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Chopstick

I just had sex with a chopstick, best night ever.
by qjz July 21, 2020
mugGet the Chopstickmug.

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible
I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?
by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021
mugGet the Chopstickedmug.

Mr. Chopsticks

An individual from Scotland with white hair.
LOL get a load of Mr. Chopsticks over there!

OK, Mr. Chopsticks.
by Mista Chopstix (Glyphic) April 9, 2022
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Chopsticking

Grabbing a twink/chink/asian slut and moving their legs upside down like chopsticks until they get tired, throw up/shit/squirt and you eat it like ramen
Buttfucker: Yo why u covered in smegma?

Me: Me and my aunt just finished a chopsticking sesh
by Niggabob321 October 8, 2025
mugGet the Chopstickingmug.

bundle of chopsticks

A homo sexual from an Asian country, a dorogotorary slur, very racist term.
Listen her you bundle of chopsticks i want my spring rolls crispy!
by Attilath3bum October 13, 2022
mugGet the bundle of chopsticksmug.

Ghetto chopsticks

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!
by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018
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