chonkaholic

A person who is chubby in size and eats an excessive amount of food. Derived from the words chonk and alcoholic.

See that lady on the buffet line shes such a chonkaholic.

by STEWARTnd JERRET November 20, 2006

Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem

Top-Secret high stakes live cash game created by the Holy Okie. Very exclusive game needing a secret passphrase to enter. I will declassify the rules so people can play it. Make your own passphrase, I cannot reveal mine because it is top-secret and universal. I pray in the name of Jesus Christ that this game becomes popular in Casinos World Wide. First, the deck must include two 8 of hearts. mark a joker as this card to create the 53 card deck. Stealth plays a part in changing the ranks of the poker hands as follows. High cards play normally. Pairs play normally unless someone is dealt suited pocket 8s. Beats aces when it is pair against pair. Plays in two-pair hands when the stealthy 8s are against aces up. This covers the power of the stealthy suited pair. The ranking of suits is needed because dealing with a six-card board allows the possibility of matching flushes and straight flushes. Hearts are high suit then Jewels then Clubs, and Spades are the lowest ranking suit. The sixth card is called the ocean card. The highest possible hand is 5 of a kind. Five (8s) beat all royal flushes no matter the suit. Should a casino implement this game I suggest a bad beat jackpot paying big to all losing royal flushes. Rare but possible now. And the hands rank like normal poker unless the previously mentioned situations occur. This published definition covers my patented rights should an online version be written. I only ask for free universal access to the site.

I hit the bad beat jackpot at the casino last night playing in the Choctaw six-card or Oklahoma Holdem tournament

by Spiritual-Master January 11, 2022

Chont

Guernsey dialect Twatois for cunt. Can be used in an offensive manner - see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

Originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

Pronounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)

(1) "I fuckin' hate Marvin M....., what a chont"

(2) "ALRIGHT YA CHONT!"

by Rhi303 October 5, 2005

chonkaa

It is a word that means anything that is on your mind.

Look at that fag. Look at that chonkaa.

That girl is hot. That Chonkaa is hot.

by Johnny Ensign December 28, 2005

Chintastic

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake

Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!

by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008

chongatized

When one is traumatized from an over sized gathering of chongas, about 6 or more. The symptoms are being speechless, having a look of shock, and fatigue, which can lead to collapse.

John stepped into the bar, and 5 seconds later, he stepped out and collapsed. Dave knew he had been chongatized.

On her first day of school, Melanie had to go down to the nurses office for extreme fatigue. The nurse diagnosed her as "chongatized."

by ChrisxRose February 13, 2010

chonteau

Crazy, Bully, Psychoticlly caring, Tough on the outside sweet on the inside. Tampon bandet!! An extreamlly fertil woman. fine sexy bitch. Attitude. A very sexy lovable human. The perfect ten.

look at that sexy chonteau on the other side of the houlhans bar!!!

by the other tampon bandet May 21, 2010