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choking on a turkey neck

When going down on a woman with a large labia, you suck it back so far you choke on it as her labia is like that of a male turkey neck.
Last night I went down on this girl and choked on her turkey neck. Choking on a turkey neck
by Trader1933 January 13, 2017
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Colin Cowherd

Extremely annoying sports radio talk show host who thinks he is right about everything. Tactics include:1)Bashing an entire city or school the day after they lose a championship game.(As if their fans had something to do with it) 2)Rambling on and on about how the ratings in football are so much higher than baseball.(As if that is going to make me instantly stop liking baseball) 3)Cutting off and/or hanging up on anyone who has a different opinion than him. 4)Being so generally annoying that you would rather turn off the radio in fear that you might cut your ears off if you continue to listen. 5)Claiming that he is the only talk show host who makes any sense when he is in fact the only one at his own network who doesn't make any sense. 6)Being such an overall fuckup that you wonder how a stellar network such as ESPN could hire an assclown like him.
Person A: You wanna listen to the Colin Cowherd show???
Person B: Let's cut eachother instead.
Person A: Sound's great!!!
by C. Griffin November 9, 2007
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Colin Firth

Smoldering, intellectual, politically active, incredibly beautiful British actor who defined the character of Mr. Darcy for a generation of admiring females. (I think that "smoldering" is an adjective used far too infrequently since the advent of gas barbecues. We have Colin to thank for bringing it back into vogue.)

Subtly sexy, Colin specializes in portraying characters whose outer reserve obscures the passionate nature bubbling under the surface. He appeals to women of all ages, whose male partners have been known to characterize him as "mental foreplay!"
"I met Colin Firth! At the Toronto Film Festival!"

"Was he as gorgeous in person as on film?"

"No! He was gorgeouser!"

"Gorgeouser is not a word."

"Oh."
by Michele714 June 24, 2006
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Frederic Chopin

A dude who wrote poems with the piano
Frederic Chopin has a deep soul to wirte the way he did.
by Froggysense February 26, 2013
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Colin Kaepernick

He is a QB for the SF 49ers who was drafted in the second round in 2011 and is a one hit wonder for the 2012 Super Bowl season and has been just shit since. He is called Colin SACKORPICK by the 49ers fans because whenever he touches the ball on a pass play he is most likely to either get sacked or throw a pick.
Colin Kaepernick just threw the ball and it is a pick as usual.
by 49ers for life March 31, 2016
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Cholito

Chicano term of endearment, usually adult to child (or junior in years) for a go-getter with no real intended meaning related to gang culture.
Similar to little man, young warrior, or tiger.
From warrior context of CHOLO root.
"Ay, CHOLITO, where you going so fast like Speedy Gonzalez?"
"Oh, pobre CHOLITO, que paso? Looks like it's time I show you some moves to defend yourself.
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Colin

A little junior baddie boo buns sugar plum honey nugget sweet pea peanut cutie patootie sweetly
Oh you know colin? Yea he’s that little junior baddie boo buns sugar plum honey nugget sweet pea peanut cutie patootie sweetly!
by Bhattiecrease October 17, 2021
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