Spaff Chimney

Spaff Chimney; A term used to describe the male genitalia.
Jordan (Mongo) has a tiny spaff chimney, as oppose to his much better looking, more intelligent and 'loved by all' friend, Max Woodhouse, who has a much larger spaff chimney. Chezumz
by Mudhouse October 28, 2011
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chimney asshole

Brennen taylor's hair
Brennen's hair looks like a chimney asshole
by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016
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chimney snake

when my girlfriend gives me bonner when im wearing skinny jeans
Ow! i cant stand up i have a chimney snake!
by bigDnig June 19, 2011
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Chimney ballooning

She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.
by Dicksweat November 13, 2017
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Chimney Sweep

When stimulating or caressing the anus of another using the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis.

See "Dusting" for related subjects
After completing a very satisfied dusting session, Johnny moved around back to sweep the chimney

chimney sweep
by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010
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The Chimney Effect

The Chimney Effect is when your skiing and you fart. It's called the Chimney Effect, because your snowboarding clothing is water-proof so nothing can go in or out which causes the fart to rise up and explode in your face.
John : Damn man I just farted.
Jake : You better watch out for the chimney effect, by the sound of it that ones gonna smell.
by Gunfree October 29, 2008
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sexual chimney

the act of fucking a girl doggy style and lighting a cigarette, then spreading her ass cheeks and using her balloon knot as an ashtray
So I was having a cigarette last night when Jenna started blowing me and all of a sudden she bent over and I was hitting it from behind. All of a sudden I realized I had no where to ash my cigarette so I turned Jenna into a sexual chimney.
by $$$$$D-Money$$$$$ May 25, 2010
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