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Chili dog slam 

The act of a taking one's penis (hot doggy), laying it in between a pair of butt cheeks longways. Then the receiver squirts some nasty poop on the hot doggy, while getting their cheeks slammed together, creating fountains of glorious chili flying everywhere.
Hey Jake, I'm really wanting a hot steamy chili dog slam right now, my buns are aching to be slammed.
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Chili-Dog Showdown 

You eat a chili dog, and then you ride on a roller coaster. If you didn’t puke, you eat another chili dog and then ride again until you puke.
Alright then, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown. Whoever wins gets the girl.

“Damn it, Jerry, I challenge you to a chili-dog showdown.”

Chili Dog Special

Facefucking someone with shit in their mouth ( add "with sour cream" if you cum and add "with cheese" if you have smegma)
Hey, do you want to do the chili dog special with sour cream and cheese special ( face fucking someone with shit in their mouth) with me? Oh its when you shit in my mouth and fuck my face!

German Chili Dog 

When a female is in a doggy-style position, warms a hot dog in her vagina, places a hot dog bun at the exit of her vagina, then squeezes the hot dog into the bun while excreting diarrhea simultaneously, which creates the "chili" on the hot dog. Eating it or feeding it to another is optional, yet preferable.
"Did you see Angie do a German Chili Dog at the party last night? She must have had a lot to drink!"

New York Chili Dog 

Switching back and forth from anal sex to vaginal sex with a woman while she is on her period leaving you with a penis that looks like a chili dog and smells like Staten Island for a week.
Bro, I can't get the smell of that New York Chili Dog to go away.

Bloody Chili Dog 

Steps in Order to Perform A Bloody Chili Dog:

1.Anal Girl on Period
2.Without wiping penis, insert into bloody vagina.

3. Place Penis in between breasts, and thrust.

Hence the name, Bloody Chili Dog
"Yeah dude. I Bloody Chili Dog'd her. Surprisingly enough, i still fed it to her."

Guatemalan Chili Dog

When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)
Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.