Childing

The act of taken another families child. Raising them as your own. Feeding them only shit. Water them with niece milk. Changing their soil every now and then. Make sure they see sunlight at least once a month. Then name them Marcello and send them off to Mexico

My friend Kyle childing his neighbor's son.

by UnwaryFour001 August 08, 2015

child

The oposite of a guudie, something extremly horrible. Coming from the word "child molester".

That is NOT a guudie, it is a child.

by zoeh December 03, 2004

summer child

someone who is naive and unaware to the horrors of the real world.

"He wouldn't do that, would he?" "Oh, you sweet summer child, of course he would."

by drugdealingshark February 15, 2015

Hair Child

the drain clog caused by a mess of pubes and jizz

It's only safe to remove your own Hair Child from the shower -- and it's the right thing to do after a long shower

by kmfrayed February 21, 2012

woman~child

An adult woman who cherishes her "inner child", likes to have Fun no matter how silly it may seem to others; enjoys child~like activities.

It's so obvious that she's a woman~child.

by Starchylde May 16, 2016

Child sermonizing

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.

The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!

by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016

Gnome Child

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.

The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"

by October 21, 2015