Chihuahua

What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.

Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gurklyflop January 9, 2019

chihuahuaitis

The sudden sensation to eat baby chihuahuas
(Chihuahua-itis)

Dude, I went to my friend's house and his dog was running around barking like a maniac and I got HIT with Chihuahuaitis.

by KingFroggerdoodle February 21, 2010

Chihuahua

An annoying little piece of crap. A child´s worst enemy.

"what is that little nasty thing?" "no worries, its just grandmas chihuahua"

by Chihuahua hater February 27, 2023

Chihuahua

CHəˈwäwä,CHiˈwäwə/
noun
1A. a small dog, large-eyed breed originating in Mexico.

1B. a rodent-like demon-dog who’s most likely named “Princessa”. They probably think that they are the best dog and feel that they are better then anyone and anything. Do NOT ever come near one, they will attack any other dog breeds, and even humans.
2. State of Chihuahua within Mexico Nickname(s): El Estado Grande ('The Big State')
Largest city is Juarez. It’s a highly dangerous place

1. Miguel went to his tia’s house, but while he was there he was hurt by the so-called “harmless” Chihuahua. He came back home with a missing index finger and a pint of blood
2. My family and I went on a vacation to the mountain range in Chihuahua. The view was beautiful.

by crispness_ June 16, 2021

Chihuahua

Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.

Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.

by JakeTheDictionary February 20, 2022

Chihuahua fart

A tiny but mighty fart. A fart (usually cut

by a girl) that outkicks its coverage.

“Hooo-damn! That chihuahua fart ain’t make much noise, but GAH! whatta STANK!”

by Scoocuzi January 26, 2022

Tossing a chihuahua

When you are blowing him and you let his balls rest on your tongue then you jiggle it

His ball was so big I got a cramp when I was tossing a chihuahua

by Francy Pants September 30, 2023