Skip to main content

the cheeseballs problem

1. The cheeseballs problem is a horrible pandemic. When you and your woman lie in bed naked together, and men who have encountered this understand that after a while.. food starts showing up. Specifically cheeseballs. Whyis this a problem? Well as any man knows, when your naked in bed with your woman, sex can occur. Oral sex involving cheesy hands, to grasp a man's balls. His balls are now orange with cheese. They don't notice and lie back down. They continue watching The Wizard. The cheese balls have spilled onto the man's lap, his woman's face on his lower abdominal area. She reaches for a cheeseball and put it in her mouth. She encounters a very chewy cheeseball which is followed by a shrill scream. The woman has bitten this man's cheese covered tesicle. The cheeseballs problem is to be taken seriously.
Fred Durst: Yeah man, I been having the cheeseballs problem again.
Tommy Lee: Dude, me to. My kidneys are killing me.
by JustCallMeHughGrant December 8, 2009
mugGet the the cheeseballs problem mug.

cheeseballish

These valentines day decorations are very cheeseballish

This food is quite cheeseballish
by jennie lee February 13, 2008
mugGet the cheeseballish mug.

cheesecakepie

A cheesecake inside a pie. A deep pie crust is baked while the cheesecake is made separately. The cheesecake is then put inside the pie an the lid of the pie put on top.
"Happy birthday! Have a cheesecakepie!"
by gorgeouslystupid May 25, 2008
mugGet the cheesecakepie mug.

Cheesecake Savant

A person whose area of expertise is in the business of eating cheesecake. This is a person who can either:

1) Finish a full cheesecake on their own
or
2) Eat a large piece of cheesecake in a short amount of time
Wow, Bobby finished that whole cherry cheesecake from The Cheesecake Factory by himself. He must be a cheesecake savant!
by rmills2 April 13, 2011
mugGet the Cheesecake Savant mug.

Cheesewhack

The extreme obliteration of an opponent in a video game, usually involving tactics that require a lesser skill level than the opponent.
That guys with no skill cheesewhacked me so hard. I deserve a better ELO than him!
by realCheesewhack June 3, 2017
mugGet the Cheesewhack mug.

cheeseball

A fat slob that pops his pimples for fun. No matter what happens to cheese, he will always ask to go buzz.
Guy: Cheeseball is fat!
by aaron3 May 18, 2021
mugGet the cheeseball mug.

hot cheesecake

A Hot Cheesecake is a stank ass hot ass vagina . Most commonly referred to a girl with an STD or STI.
-Aye bro you ever talked to lele , she bad af.
- she bad , but she got some hot cheesecake bro 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Honey.21 June 15, 2017
mugGet the hot cheesecake mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email