cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

Cheesedick

A military term used to describe a soldier who is a complete fuck-up, a complete kiss ass, and/or is obsessed with being Airborne or anything else that doesn't really matter.

Did he really try to commission in a maroon beret? What a cheesedick

by BMW2412 July 9, 2009

Louisiana Chili Cheese Stick

Louisiana Chili Cheese Stick is where you pour hot, melted cheese in a girls mouth. Then you stick your dick in it and get head till your hard and ready to go. WITHOUT losing any cheese in the process, quickly transfer your cheese covered penis into her anus (For best results, have her not go to the bathroom for a few days). Once you feel that there is a healthy portion of "chili", pull out and insert into her mouth. If she is a "real" southern girl, she will love it.

Dude, we're fucking out of cheese again!
Jenny came over last night and I gave her a Louisiana Chili Cheese Stick.
Got any left overs?

by T-Sim J. December 9, 2011

cheesesteak

a Philadelphian.

Also see philly cheesesteak

Bruno is a cheesesteak he always talking about the Eagles and Sixers.

by cardinal_fan October 13, 2004

the cheesesteak

You are fucking a girl in the ass, and you invert her so you shit on her back. Then you donkey-punch her in the back of the head, power-bomb her, and jizz in her ear.

"I totally gave my girlfriend the cheesesteak last night."

"What's a cheesesteak?"

"So you're doing a girl in the ass, right? And then..."

by he who named it November 2, 2007

Philly Cheesesteak

Similar to the chili dog, a man performs the Philly Cheesesteak by defecating between a woman's breasts (the two halves of a bread role), forming the meat layer. He then proceeds to add cheese to the sandwich by ejaculating all over it.

Janet was feeling famished, so Ross gave her a Philly Cheesesteak. She wasn't very hungry after that!

by J. Vento May 10, 2008

Philly Cheesesteak

When one pours that nacho cheese shit into a woman's anus, shoves bread in afterwards, and stabs her buttcheek to add ketchup. And then procedes to have sex with her cheesy, bloody, bread filled anus.

Man I am in the mood for a Philly Cheesesteak

by austin holl. November 21, 2006