Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 10, 2007

Charleston Dirty Bird

The act of sticking one's middle finger up another's asshole

Cameron got a Charleston Dirty Bird and now he can't sit for a week

by Tits Gonzalez September 29, 2021

The Charleston Crane

It is when a woman is laying on her back and a man is standing over her with one long shot of extended sperm. Hanging together for at least 7 inches or more before it breaks off into her mouth.

I was going to give her on big cum shot to her face, but instead I stood over her face a gave her The Charleston Crane directly into her mouth "extending 9 inches long." That's a new record for me.

by Low Standards May 09, 2010

Flaming Charlestons

when you light a marshmallow on fire and catapolt it over your neighbours fence making him flamingly pissed

those flaming charlestons last night made my neighbour shit bricks. i think his house is up for sale now

by lenda6669 July 07, 2009

Fatty Charleston

When fuck a girl in the Vagina, and then fuck her in the ass, and but a nut in her mouth.

"I just gave your mom a Fatty Charleston"

David likes to give Fatty Charleston's to nasty bitches.

by RogersBAMF January 16, 2011

Charleston

A Big dick nigga that plays football and basketball

Charleston wears 0

by 123dummy November 26, 2021

Charleston

First and foremost, HOME. Where the Ashley and Cooper Rivers converge to form the Atlantic Ocean. Also the largest "city" in SC. I put city in quotes because it has a small town feel but has almost 1,000,000 in the metro area. Everybody knows everybody here, so if you do something (case in point: Thomas Ravenel, former SC treasurer who went to prison for cocaine dealing), it can ruin not only you but your family's reputation.

Don't confuse Charleston with the shithole Ohioan colony of Mt. Pleasant, which is across the Cooper River, most of the people there are self righteous and fake.

Pros:
Excellent Food
Doesn't feel crowded
Nice weather
Lots of stores
decent airport
great economy
Local news channels are good
I was born here

Cons
TOO MANY DAMN OHIOANS MOVING HERE
Roads are shit
Property is expensive
The TV show "Southern Charm"
In the same county as Mt. Pleasant

1) Ohioan: I just moved to Charleston from Cleveland! It's sooooo nice here, but everyone sounds funny. GO BUCKEYES!

Me: WE'RE FULL GO BACK
2) Person from Mt. Pleasant: I live in Charleston!

Someone from Charleston: no honey you're from Mt. Plastic

by Jason DeRolex June 07, 2018