A Heather Chandler is someone who is an absolute alpha bitch. She is beautiful and scary, even her friends are afraid of her. Everyone either wants to be her or wants to be with her.
by Regina Chandler August 30, 2020
A very sweet loving caring and beautiful girl who thinks on the sexual side of things. She usually doesn't think before she acts but she will be funny and hilarious to be around. if you have a friend named chandler you are a very lucky person
chandler-girl is weird.
by midwestpride55 May 22, 2014
by I love bughead/roschel March 2, 2021
by A total state of awareness March 9, 2021
Named after the demon spawned from the lovemaking of Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan, the Cosby Chandler is the act of slipping a roofie into an elderly woman's orange cream soda and God knows what happens next.
This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.
This act is so vile, legend has it that you'll face the combined sentences of both Bill Cosby and Chris-Chan. You will meet Cosby Chandler himself as he dwells in your cell, spouting nonsense about Fat Albertichu the Hedgehog and pickle-flavored puddin' pops to no end as you die from sheer brain rot. This is only if you're lucky enough to not develop dementia and accept his creepy concoctions.
Never allow Cosby Chandler in a geriatric home. He serves the grossest drinks with the most vile intentions.
by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 12, 2021
A technique for courtship practiced on the South Coast (usually in a nightclub, but can also be effective in libraries and hospitals). The maneouvre begins by working oneself into a unholy sweat, sauna's may be used, however the purists shun this frivilous aid.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.
Illegal in most civilised worlds.
Next the participant (using a feminine alias, such as Justin or Miranda) must choose his target and incessantly annoy them with a socially inept dogma - this can result in a 'pull'.
If the distinctly average looking target (gender unspecified) can be lured to a bedroom, the ritual mating will begin. This usually lasts for about 15 minutes or until the 'gurning fuck lizard' is so 'gunked up' her tears taste salty. Real Salty.
Illegal in most civilised worlds.
Justin: You know I created the Southampton Chandler
Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.
Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.
Girl: Get the fuck away from me, you depraved, red, sweaty fuck.
Justin: I'll put you down as a maybe.
by adebayormiddletondrive May 9, 2009
by Sheizer222 March 30, 2020