Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017

Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.

That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.

by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020

centipeded

When someone becomes victim to the human centipede experiment.

If i were ever centipeded, i don't know if it would be worse to be in the front, middle, or back.

by Boredcovidbitch June 19, 2021

Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way

"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"

by get arrested May 9, 2016

The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.

The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.

by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019

British centipede

A sexual act; partner 1 sits on top of partner 2’s agape mouth and shits in it, creating a link between the two.

Yeah, my mom was acting up so I pushed her to the floor and gave her a good ol’ British centipede.

by Aggressive sex haver April 6, 2024

Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.

After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.

by cb757 January 18, 2024