Facebook Cemetery

An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.

RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.

by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013

cemeterian

A person who works in, owns or operates a cemetery or memorial park. Not the same as a sexton who was considered the "caretaker".

Forest Lawn was founded in 1906 as a not-for-profit cemetery by a group of businessmen from San Francisco. Dr. Hubert Eaton and C. B. Sims, cemeterians, entered into a sales contract with the cemetery in 1912. Eaton took over the management of the cemetery in 1917 and is credited as being the "Founder" of Forest Lawn for his innovations of establishing the "memorial park plan" (eliminating upright grave markers) and being the first to open a funeral home on dedicated cemetery grounds.

by Vinny 2052 October 2, 2011

ceeth

very large teeth (starting something with a c is a slang way of saying that something is extra large, orig. from the word cankle )

That boy's mouth is so big because of those huge ceeth.

by kim October 26, 2004

Oregon Cemetery

When a woman passes out after sex, her sexual spouse carries her outside in the blistering cold. The spouse finds the right piece of land and begins to bury her alive. After she is underground the spouse begins to pee and preecum all over the ground where she is buried.

The woman usually dies!

"O ya i'm about to cum, shit honey are you asleep. Looks like i have to bury you alive, and jizz all over your grave."

"Enjoy your Oregon Cemetery you ugly small titty hoe."

by Jizzongrave22 November 23, 2009

cafeteria'd

when giving a man head he often will cry out "Oh I'm gonna cum!" The you brace yourself for the sexual eruption... except as he cums he pushes your head down causing your throat to close and the jiz to come out of your nose rather than be swallowed.

(kinda like when milk comes out of your nose from laughing in the cafeteria)
choked, cafeteria, lunch, milk, nose

Damnn! my girl was sucking on my penis, then as i was cummin, i made her deep throat my junk and... Shit!!! I cafeteria'd that ass!!!!!!

by Rachi b March 26, 2008

Cafetorium

A Cafeteria and Auditorium made out, then had sex. They then gave birth to cafeteria that has a stage; A cafetorium.

WOW! we can watch a play and get some food all in one place! let's go to the Cafetorium

by Scottasauris February 27, 2011

Cemeterian

Slang for elderly; implying a person is close to death due to age. A person said to have one foot in the grave. A person having so much gray hair they look partially cremated.

Her: I don't think he is THAT old. He is a Baby Boomer, though.

Him: For fuck's sake, he is a cemeterian. AARP called him last week saying, "Enough already! Move on! Go to the fucking light!"

by abrupt1 May 11, 2014