carrot

The state in which a woman feels she will never have sex or that she is hating her life as a woman. So she will either proceed to use a carrot as a fake wang. Or she will just decide to have sex with the carrot.

1) Girl 1: "Man, I don't think I'll ever have sex." *runs to refrigerator for a carrot*

1) Girl 1: "I hate my life as a woman!"

Girl 2: "You wanna carrot?"

by HBanimeClan June 15, 2011

carrot

a small dick usually encorporated with an immature white girl.

8=D is the example size of a carrot

by fefawf July 11, 2006

Carrot

The corporate watchdog

Those carrot cunts are watching me

by Assassin75 January 15, 2016

Carrot

Long orange thing

Woah !!! Look at that carrot !!!

by Methflixandchill November 10, 2015

Carrot

Marron Glacé's older brother in the anime Sorcerer Hunters.

"Carrot, you are a sick twisted pervert."

by Taka Asahina November 4, 2003

Carrot

Carrot - An annoying fuck that used to be in -={WTF}=-.
A mummy's boy, fudge packer and all round immature toss pot !

Oi Carrot !! Fuck off !!

by Ruffy January 26, 2005

carrot

To sleep, be lazy or to chill out.

"Gonna go out tonight, Charley?"
"Nah I am gonna carrot."

by Knuckles April 3, 2003