carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

carbon fuckprint

the total set of GHG (greenhouse gas) emissions caused directly and indirectly by an individual, organization, event or product in an effort to get laid

After that roadtrip, my carbon fuckprint must have skyrocked.

by Loladora February 12, 2009

carcolepsy

a condition characterized by brief attacks of deep sleep brought on by simply being in a car

Dude, your car is so comfortable it gives me carcolepsy

by kelly del gaudio July 21, 2007

Carbondale

A gift from God. Carbondale contains more than enough of the three key elements for survival: beer, girls and...beer. Home of the legendary strip and Southern Illinois University, it is city law that one must "Wear their party pants at all times. Even in a fire."

Carbondale is a gift from God and SIUC is a gift from baby Jesus, while Wisconsin is a curse from hell.

by Tairy Hesticles August 21, 2009

Carkour

The act of throwing oneself in front of moving car to try to launch themselves as far as possible

Dan yelled “ Carkour!” As he launched himself towards the bonnet of a speeding Banshee

by J3-r2 October 1, 2019

Carbon Coal

Poop. Doodie. Shit. Dung. Poopoo, Doodoo, etc.

Dood. Have you seen Sarah Jessica Parker lately??

ZOMG, yes! She abotu scared the carbon coal outta me!

by ThaBigCheesy December 3, 2010

Carbon Fauxber

Cheap plastic used to resemble carbon fiber in an attempt to push a product (ie Suzuki motorcycle) upmarket, but in reality alerting the attentive consumer to the fact that said product will in fact, upon first attempted use reveal a fairly high Velveeta content.

"Awsome ride dude, it must be really light, hence fast, with all that Carbon Fiber."

"If only. It's really Carbon Fauxber, made from the cheapest plastic know to humanity, impossible to keep clean or paint, plus it looks crappy and suggests inherently bad design"

by Strominrominator November 18, 2011