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who's candice?

A new cringey alternative to "ligma", "joe", etc.
Joe: I just found Candice
Poor soul: Who's Candice?
Joe: CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOU MOUTH
by arma. June 12, 2021
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Candice

Line a fine wine, is only getting better with age. Long limbs make resemble a giraffe. Manages to be on a wave length that makes her 1 in a billion. Is more addictive than any drug and more enjoyable.

Needs to wear less clothing, or be willing to take it off more. Otherwise the relationship goes even greater than simple friendship or love, to a once in a life time connection. Safe to say I love her.
Candice Crystal Rock should be her full name as it fits her perfectly.
by SuperSteele May 15, 2018
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Candice

goes along with ligma and bofa what it actually means is candice dick fit in yo mouth
Me: Do you know Candice?
Friend: No, who's Candice?
Me: CANDICE DIK FIT IN YO MOUTH, LOL GOTCHA AMIRITE XD
by Xx_n00bSl4yer73_xX January 22, 2019
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candace

A Candace is a girl who just wants to be accepted and people don't see the beauty that is inside her you want to be friends with a Candace shes very smart but won't show it and she is very funny and will make the whole room laugh but she has a wall put up so she don't get hurt again after that wall comes down make sure you don't make her put it back up because that wall becomes more tough every time she gets hurt so don't hurt her.I know trust me.
what ever you do don't make a Candace mad they may seem like there not going to do anything but if you push them hard enough your going to be the one hurt not them and trust me boys you want a Candace they will never leave your side and wow are the good if you know what I mean.
by Ferret_boy_Malfoy May 4, 2021
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Candice

The ultimate trap, if someone says the name Candice and you don't know what they're actually talking about. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT SAY "Who's Candice?". As soon as you say that sentence, RIP.
"friend": Hey have you heard about what Candice did?
You: Who's Candice?
"friend": Candice dick fit in your mouth?
by dfajfkalsd June 26, 2021
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candiceloml

candiceloml is the best editor of 2021 HELLO?! she may have told me to put her in but oh well, how could you turn down one of your fav mutuals
candiceloml is Candices wife, did you know that⁉️
by lovelyrqbekah July 21, 2021
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Candice

Guy:hey guys where is Candice ?
Girl:who’s Candice?
Guy: Candice shlong fit in your mouth
by Yogurlmaxwell November 18, 2021
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