Caelah

The complicated, unnecessary way of spelling Kayla.

Jenna sends a note to Caelah. Note reads "Hey Kayla, wanna come over?"

Caelah sighs and says one of three phrases,
1. Bitch, spelt my name wrong AGAIN!
2. *Cries* Why can't I be normal....
3. SUREEEE<3333 (completely oblivious to the misspelling of her name.

by Newbie234 August 30, 2010

Cacahead

An idiot; a person who's head is full of crap; a person with a head made of caca; you :)

You cacahead!
Stop it, cacahead!

by VforVagina January 8, 2006

calamity James

The England football teams first choice keeper. So called for his uncanny ability to play faultlessly for 89 minutes of a match and have a 1 minute nightmare sometime during the second half where will make a series of schoolboy errors which may or may not loose his side the game.

He is the number one cause of stress, panic and hairloss amoungst English football fans

England v France. Euro 2004, three minutes into injury time...

Need I say more?

by black flag June 27, 2004

calaboose

Jail, hoosegow. From Sp. "calabozo."

I had a few, picked a fight, and ended up in the calaboose.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

Calallen

School for all types of hoes. Most of the actually hot guys have dated all of your friends. Fat bitch named danwhale goes there also. Jacob Molina is the hoe of the school. The highschool is full of potheads. Calallen isn’t as high class as people think

Oh yeah I go to calallen
Oh so you smoke?

Basically yeah

by Truth_._._tea November 5, 2018

Calabasas High School

Okay so after all these terrible definitions, your thinking "Calabasas can't be that bad". Oh but it is. The food, people, teachers, curriculum, and school itself is awful. Food? Tastes like shit. People? They are shit. Teachers? Once again they are shit. Curriculum? Is shit. School? Shithole. Heredia=FUCKING BITCH FROM HELL if your reading this heredia... fuck you. The first couple weeks of CHS are great. YAY HIGH SCHOOL! But I can guarantee you will hate the fours years you go to that school. Thank God I'm leaving next year.

8th Grader - IM SO HAPPY IM GOING TO Calabasas High School NEXT YEAR

Former CHS Student - haha......fag.

by fUCKCHS November 4, 2009

cacahuetes

Spanish for peanuts but also the tern for salty (post workout) testicles.

I just got back from the gym and my girlfriend was all over me and while she was going down she started popping my balls in her mouth like cacahuetes.

by Nuclearguppie January 14, 2008