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cactus-hopping

The answer that an irritated Arizona dweller gives when presented with the all-too-common question, "What do people do in Arizona? (Or something along those lines)", a question that is generally asked by a naive non-Arizona resident. Whether or not cactus-hopping is truly practiced in Arizona remains a mystery, but it does make for a good way to silence people who think their state is cooler than Arizona.
"What will I do when I go back to Arizona for the summer? Why, go cactus-hopping of course!"
"Ow, my foot hurts. I must've done too much cactus-hopping in Arizona."
by EnlighteningSD January 2, 2009
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Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.
Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!
by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015
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cactus face

Refers to a man's heavily-stubbled face, so named for the possible pain inflicted upon a woman's lips or thighs.
I don't wanna hurt you with my cactus face, so I suppose I'll jus' kiss your ass.
by Etch July 20, 2006
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CUM CACTHER

A tattoo that a female attains on her lower back that can come in handy for when having sex in the doggy style position for an area where a man can pull out and cum.
"Look Beckys got a cum cacther.. I wonder if she'll let me hit it..."
by Hemi1218 April 24, 2007
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Cactive

The act of going from being a couch potato to an active person who likes to exercise. Cactive takes the word "couch" and "active" and mashes them together to make the word "Cactive."
She used to be a total couch potato, but now she's so cactive!
He used to hate exercise but last week he decided to go cactive.
How did she get in such great shape? She went totally cactive.
by CouchToActive February 4, 2019
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cacioppo time

A common situation occurring when plans are made between you and your friends, and you are stuck waiting on that one specific person. The person is then claimed to be using a schedule plan titled 'cacioppo time'.

i.e. If you make plans to go to the mall at 1PM, and everybody is ready to go and there's still that one person who hasn't even taken a shower due to the deliciousness of his mom's porchetta.
Cowan (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Cowan: Matt it's 1:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I'm bout to get in the shower now and then I'll be ready in like 20 minutes.

(5 hours later)

Stru (calls Matt): 'Please enjoy your music while your party answers the phone' "Party rock is in the hoooooouse toniiiight. Everybody just have a good ti-"
MC: Yo
Stru: Matt wtf it's 6:00 where are you?
MC: Yeah I just got out the shower I gotta get dressed and then eat some stuffed shells and then I'll be at your house.

(Repeat countless amount of times until day is over)

This is a common example of Cacioppo time.
by DavidGuglietta77 December 19, 2011
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Cactus Bombs

When Mike Gordon of Phish is on an extended jam dropping funky sexy bass grooves.
Woah Teddy, Did you hear that Tube from 12/29/97? Mike was dropping Cactus bombs all over that track
by RyGuy88140 April 3, 2015
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