touching cotton

the point at which your bowel movements are so strong that the turd has actually begun exiting the anus, therefor touching the cotton in your underwear

"lets hurry up and get to the bathroom, I've gotta shit so bad its touching cotton!"

by lauren April 25, 2004

Cotton Chops

Extreme dry mouth that follows smoking marijuana.

"That blunt just gave me the worst cotton chops I have had in a while, we need to get some water"

by old man withers August 18, 2006

cotton in augusta

Term used in Coastal GA, especially the Brunswick/St Simons area to mean a person who is ridiculously rich

Have you seen Johnny's green Mustang?
Yeah, he must own cotton in Augusta

by CH3O May 17, 2010

cotton to

southern/redneck slang : take kindly to, appreciate; usually used in the negative form, however

Redneck 1 : I didn't cotton to the way you looked at my daughter.

Redneck 2 : I don't rightly care, I love her whether she's my mom or not.

by Homey G. July 6, 2005

Shitting in tall cotton.

Someone who's doing better than average and/or moving on up.

Bob has landed a freaking awesome job. He's really shitting in tall cotton.

by Mizz SMW September 10, 2010

cutting up

To cut up is to swerve through lanes on the highway to be at an overall faster pace than the traffic.

I'm bouta go cutting up on I-495.

by team_no_macks June 30, 2022

cutting up

Cutting up is like acting up or acting a fool.

(Kids yelling and screaming while in church) Damn those kids are cutting up!

by Deni January 15, 2006