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Crypto-anxiety

Crypto-currency owners who are anxious about the rise or fall of crypto-currency's value and can't stop thinking about crypto-currency.
This person can't stop looking at the value of crypto currency all day long on his cell phone, I think he has crypto-anxiety.
by MCM_HelloWorld October 14, 2023
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crypto currency

money on the internet that makes grown men kill themselves.
DAMN! this crypto currency's value is going down!
by Billy Steve November 13, 2023
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Crypto Wagie Extremist

Anyone who spends more than 50% of every wagie paycheck on cryptocurrency with the intent of become a crypto millionaire as a result of investing.
He's a crypto wagie extremist because he refuses to spend his money on anything that isn't crypto - he won't come to the bar with us.

The guy only likes turning money into more money which is why hes a crypto wagie extremist now.
They are a CWE so they're only working here with us so they can buy more crypto.
by jwinter January 7, 2024
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crypto bronies

A person that is a entrepreneur and into Crypto and is also a male fan of the series My Little Pony
Rick: Apparently he was apart of the crypto bronies
Coober: The crypto bronies? hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣
by msiregalP January 8, 2024
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Crypto Slob

Someone who does no useful and adds no value to society or worth to humanity. They just trade crypto.
Dan thinks he is so cool but he does no actual work, he’s just a parasite on society crypto slob.
by DannyClarke April 29, 2023
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Crypto Hack

Crypto Hack is a hosted game mode in Blooket, and the point is to answer questions while stealing crypto from other players. Answer questions to mine Crypto and hack others by infiltrating their defenses to steal their riches. It basically destroys friendships and makes you hate everyone.
"Hey bro we're gonna play Blooket"
"What game mode?"
"Crypto Hack"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
by -vqnillaxx- December 14, 2023
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Crypto Portal

A sick place for checking out hot NFTs and meeting some fellow degens. 21st century art displayed in a 12th century cellar, where else can you find this alpha?
Oh yeah I bought some sick NFT on display at Crypto Portal.
by Sammgislegit November 22, 2021
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