When playing Halo, or other online games, is to get a double kill, then proclaim "Double Crumpets!" to further the embarresment of the people you just killed
(Just Killing two people at once playing Halo 2)
Game: Double Kill!
Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!
Game: Double Kill!
Nick (In the mike): Double Crumpets!
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Get the crumpet cock mug.British codeword meaning Beer and Hos. Sometimes used when one wants to ditch an undesirable third member of their party by making their night sound boring. Other times used to signal its time to leave, or it is often used to fool the commoner.
Bloke, you ready to get some tea and crumpets tonight?(high fives)
Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!
Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!
Chap 1: So what are you fellows doing tonight?
Chaps 2 and 3: Oh, nothing, thought we might go and get some tea and crumpets.
Chap 1: Oh, well i better be off
Chaps 2 and 3:.....Score!
Mother: where do you think your going laddy?
Son: Oh nowhere mummy, just thought i'd go get some tea and crumpets?
Mother: Ok, well have fun deary!
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Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
Playboy girl-I've been down the gym working out!
Man-Urghhh I can smell you a mile away you sweaty-crumpet!
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