Mr Crocker

A man who embodies the spirit of a 5 year old but maintains “Disney adult” status. Usually an avid coffee drinker who enjoys Eggo waffles, dark chocolate, musical theatre, the Oxford comma, and non “pew pew” video games. Must wear pink on Wednesdays, purple on Thursdays, and always pair work outfits with funky socks.

100% gay & 100% anticandice

Mr Crocker, I have tea to spill.

by rayslays March 18, 2024

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Jay Crocker

-100% athletic
-A king
-Wears fun socks
-Disney Adult
-Wheres pink on Wednesdays
-Gay best friend
-Slays everyday. Not negotiable
-Shares b-day with colleague

"Anything interesting, sad, or scary to share," said Jay Crocker.

by Reagan and Katie jane March 8, 2024

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missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

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Pulling A Crocker

Dating and/or becoming engaged to a girl without any of your friends knowing about, essentially making your dating much easier since you dont have to go through needless questioning and other idiots who want to give you advice or find out whats going on.

A guy getting engaged to someone and you never knew he was dating someone. That guy is "pulling a crocker".

by ajgibbs June 21, 2009

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Betty Crocker

To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.

Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker

by KylePope August 22, 2022

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Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

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