cribtizm

The dedication of your new place of residence, usually in some form of party, gathering, or some other social get-together.
A combination of "crib" and "baptism".

Last night, we all went to Justin's new house and celebrated so hard. It was the greatest cribtizm I've ever been to.

by ricci-s March 1, 2009

Craptors

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005

craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

craptacular

Iadj./I notable or spectacular in its poor quality

I threw together a craptacular book report at the last second.

by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002

crept on

To jump, ambush or beat somebody down.

Check yo self nigga 'fore you get yo ass crept on!!

by MF SPOCK March 27, 2007

ultra cripto blumpkin

similar to a standard blumpkin, with the difference being the receiver is performing an upper deck.

I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).

by robharry April 8, 2011