Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022

heavy crackin

When girls with big butts wear skinny jeans that rides low showing the top of their crack with no panties on

Skinny jeans riding low.. she be heavy crackin

by lanebugg November 29, 2016

crackin pussy

When you smashing your fly girl so hard her pussy stretches so much it cracks

Chad: just came home from crackin pussy
Friend: dam bro how big is your shlong

by ICrackPussy12 September 3, 2021

what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

by waffleslol December 14, 2020

Crackin' the Kracken

Masturbating.

"My sister caught me Crackin' the Kracken the other day."
"Awkwaaaaaard!"

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Crackin the roof

Attempting to kill yourself but you're too fat

He tried crackin the roof

by Loag_loag September 19, 2023

howz it crackin

what is up? how is it going? hello man. how are you doing?

Pete said to the DJ howz it crackin brother.

by eg2nr June 7, 2010