ass coward

a person who lacks the courage to endure the fragrance of shit flavored air.
Nick is such an ass coward. He threw up all over Brian's car on the way back from lunch just because of a small salmon tinged fart. He blamed it on the ass jihad
by brisicle February 11, 2008
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fantastic coward

a guy that is real cocky and who thinks he's "too hot to handle" but in actuallity is just a big pussy that still sucks on his mommy's tits
kevin is such a fantastic coward cause he thinks he can play ball but was too scared to try out for the basketball team cause everyone was bigger than him
by roger February 23, 2005
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text-coward

A person that will send a text message to appologize, break up, cancel at the last minute or say I love you for the first time, while knowing they should just pick up the phone or say it in person.
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Jessica?".
Gary: "No, what?"
Susan: "Ricky is a text-coward and broke up with her in a text yesterday."
by msuluvr January 19, 2010
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e-coward

one that is afraid to admit that he/she is as lame as the rest that they are trying to defend.
Dude: Ak-74 is overpowered brah
Dude 2(e-coward): u jus mad liek :@ cuz u suxzor. and i dont use the ak
Dude: lol dude you use the ak more than anything else. you are an e-coward
by ThePwnzorOne November 22, 2010
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Harvey Coward

Harvey Coward is the sweetest Boy/Man you could ever meet. He can have his moments but in the end you will forgive him. He is one of the funniest people I know and I hope he knows that I love him xxx
Person A: Oi the boy is so Funny
Person B: Yh that's Harvey Coward
by icreatedthisdefinition April 11, 2019
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non-coward

React and Qtm are the only non-cowards in the call of duty sniping community
by React March 31, 2019
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Covid-coward

Someone who is young, perfectly healthy, and has no one who is at risk for getting really sick from covid in their life, but follows all the rules very seriously. They wear mask in places you don’t, social distance outside, got vaccinated right away, sanitize their hands religiously ect. They claim it to protect others but deep down in reality they are just that terrified of the virus that poses little to no threat to them or the people around them.
Joe is perfectly healthy and vaccinated and so is everyone in his family, but he’s scared to have everyone to come over for Christmas dinner this year, man what a Covid-coward!
by kittykittylicklick6969 September 18, 2021
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