Mode of Transportation for middle - aged American Men wearing baseballcaps and poloshirts currently going through a phase known as a midd - life Crisis.
Guy1: Have you heard? Rogger just bought a Chevrolet Corvette!
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?
by RiguRagu November 22, 2018
Get the Chevrolet Corvettemug. Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!
Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!
Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013
Get the corvette penismug. A nicely built American muscle car. The Z06 Corvette has been a longitme favorite of the American hot-rod crowd who seek strong engines and quick throttle responses in their automobiles.
Although the Z06 has a powerful V8 engine and a sleek chassis, it still fails to accomplish the efficiency and the agility of many European or Japanese imports. The Chevrolet powerhouse has yet to produce 100 horsepowers for every liter of its gigantic 7.0 liter engine.
Track performance seekers who are not biased regarding the country of origin of their car may consider a cheaper yet equally well performing Japanese import such as the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR or the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
Although the Z06 has a powerful V8 engine and a sleek chassis, it still fails to accomplish the efficiency and the agility of many European or Japanese imports. The Chevrolet powerhouse has yet to produce 100 horsepowers for every liter of its gigantic 7.0 liter engine.
Track performance seekers who are not biased regarding the country of origin of their car may consider a cheaper yet equally well performing Japanese import such as the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution MR or the Subaru Impreza WRX STi.
by Silv04 July 16, 2008
Get the z06 corvettemug. by Corvette owner yes i am January 20, 2009
Get the z06 corvettemug. by 69vette October 7, 2016
Get the 1969 corvettemug. by FoxxosMagnum|iFunny February 11, 2019
Get the Corvette Carmug. A American car made by Chevrolet. It has 505hp stock and thats about the only good thing about it. The interior plastic is cheaper than Mc.Donalds toys. The rear suspension has LEAF SPRINGS!!!!! The look is bland and genaric and it looks no different than a standard Corvette. This car Could never beat any simaller imports from any other countries.
Guy 1: Hey my new Z06 corvette is faster than your BMW M5
Guy 2: Really.....
Guy 1: My car goes 198 mph and goes to 60mph in 4 sec. your car only goes 155mph
Guy 2: Well my car can carry 5 people comfortably and has a way nicer interior
Guy 1: My car is cheaper and still goes faster
Guy 2: I'll pay alot for quality
Guy 1: (In a fusterated voice) Well haha my car is faster!!
Guy 2: Really.... How many race tracks only go in a straight line?
Guy 1 leaves in frustration
Guy 2: Really.....
Guy 1: My car goes 198 mph and goes to 60mph in 4 sec. your car only goes 155mph
Guy 2: Well my car can carry 5 people comfortably and has a way nicer interior
Guy 1: My car is cheaper and still goes faster
Guy 2: I'll pay alot for quality
Guy 1: (In a fusterated voice) Well haha my car is faster!!
Guy 2: Really.... How many race tracks only go in a straight line?
Guy 1 leaves in frustration
by Bimmer Lover April 12, 2006
Get the z06 corvettemug.