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Converse girl 

a converse girl is a girl who tends to try to fit in with a lot of different groups but fails. You can usually catch a converse girl with their small group of friends talking about shitty bands like fall out boy and reading anime books. They tend to have the same "scene" or "emo" look as many girls. but they can't pull it off. Many converse girls cant wear skinny jeans cause they cant fit in them due to their size. try to keep away from these converse girls and stay brutal \m/
p.s. if you wear converse that dosent mean your a converse girl.
joe: look at that girl in front of us, she looks like a total poser and a try hard.

buddy: yeah bro, shes defiantly a converse girl.
Converse girl by v_a_p_o_r October 19, 2009
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converse humor 

a subgenre of movies that people who wear converses absolutely love. this crowd is usually defined by their love for converse all stars. they are typically of the indie/emo variety.
Boy 1: So did you watch Juno yet?
Boy 2: I hate converse humor!!
Boy 1: You're lame.

converse titty fuck

Similar to a titty fuck, only the roles are reversed. Two men and one woman take part. The two men hold their erect penises about three inches apart, while the woman takes one breast and manually shoves it in and out of the space between the two penises.

It is unknown whether any woman actually gains pleasure from the converse titty fuck.
A: "Yeah, I thought she wanted a threesome, but really she just wanted a converse titty fuck!"

B: "You know how those women's-libbers are."
converse titty fuck by Helm May 18, 2006

Converse Tennis 

A Game Of Serve & Recieve Similar To Tennis On A Court
However This Definition Is Conversation Despatch & Recieve
You Say Hello , I Reply Iya How Are You
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Converse Cultist 

People who wear converse shoes because they are indie hipster try-hards.
Frank: " You know how to spot a social illiterate? Converse. All the crazy chicks wear them."

Bobby: "Ahh.. Converse Cultists. Yeah man. I've noticed that too."

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Kiss the Converse

An insult uttered by Sho'Nuff in the 1985 film "the Last Dragon". It means to bow down to ones enemy and pay respect by kissing their feet.
You think you're the shit, but you ain't, bow down and Kiss the Converse.