texas air conditioning

cold beer held in crotch while driving.

frosty cold one between legs while operating pickup truck or old cadillac. driving with texas air conditioning on.

by hnbc August 4, 2006

counter conditioning

The opposite of conditioning. A substance used to make hair less silky, often referred to as shampoo. This substance is frequently used for masturbation.

Hey Chuck! Pass me your counter conditioning! I'm out of vaseline over here!

by Jimmy Scrantz June 10, 2010

Terms and Conditions

That thing that almost every website has that nobody ever reads, but then agree to it anyway.

Dean: "Hey man, did you read the terms and conditions before you agreed to them?"
John: "What? Are you cray? Fuck no."

by ashy123456 May 18, 2014

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

Dutch air-conditioning

A Dutch oven without the sheet, where the perpetrator emits a smell so strong and thick in the air that it has the power to clear a room

"Man... that stinks... how could you do that to a loved one... turn down the dutch air-conditioning"

by pdizzlewizzle April 6, 2016

4/80 air conditioning

If your car does not have air conditioning it is said to have "4/80 air conditioning"... 4 windows down, 80 kilometres per hour.

My Renault 12 has 4/80 air conditioning, Armstrong power windows and manual ABS (ie pump the shit out of the brake pedal)

by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2006

Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.

A standard BJ, only when the woman has an ice cube in her mouth so that your dick may be cooled and refreshed for further use.

Best used on extremely hot days after physical labor, when you have sustained an injury to your penis, or after intense sexual endeavors.

1) It was 98 degrees while I was mowing the lawn, so I had my woman cool me down with the old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
2) At baseball practice I got nailed in the dick by a baseball, it hurt so bad that the only cure was a good old Mcgrath Air-Conditioner.
3) We boned for like 8 hours, my dick was so sore that I absolutely needed a Mcgrath Air-Conditioner in order to not contract ED.

by coolkidcookscrack May 5, 2010