Decorating my Christmas Tree

A cheap excuse to use during the holiday season for not hanging out with friends.

Tye: Hey why were you not at the b-ball court.
Damien: Oh I was decorating my Christmas Tree.
Tye: Dude What the fuck that's a lame excuse!

by Santadude69 December 10, 2013

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

dead christmas tree

When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively

Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄

by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017

Christmas Tree

a tree, most are fake but the rare few humans can find a good quality one in a tree farm. Santie Clause puts gifts underneath the tree after you decorate it with bells, ribbons, ornaments etc. Santie Clause leaves after breaking and entering while you sleep. In the morning you go and open the gifts that Santie Clause(AKA- your legal guardian and other family members) put their and are either real disappointed or real happy.

“Bro santie clause definitely left me a phone under the Christmas tree this year!”

by imavocabularist January 14, 2020

put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree

put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree

by christmas geek November 11, 2020

scandanavian christmas tree

the art of putting pine needles in your girls anus before you eat the booty to mask the smell

"yall better give that bitch a scandanavian christmas tree before you go sticking your face up in there"

by bigollkanus February 1, 2017

Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree

Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.

by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020