reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.

Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.

by cut the cards December 19, 2022

Merry Christmas Tree

Is A Christmas Tree Of Which Is More Merry Than Usual.

Person: “It’s a Christmas Tree”
Person 2:”No... it’s a MERRY Christmas Tree”

by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019

red christmas tree

Stuffing a Christmas tree shaped dildo into a virgin and making her bleed over it.

Billy gave his friend Nartha a red christmas tree.

by Solid Snail October 17, 2013

SigEp Christmas Tree

(Noun) A 20 foot symbol of the holiday season. It has become an annual tradition to consume holiday beverages, and hunt for the tree in the wilderness. This tradition has served many people, bringing long lost family members together, aiding in the quest for a cure of all the worlds problems, and serving as a brilliant light that aids both large airliners and Santa in finding their way through the dark night sky.

1.)This year, the SigEp Christmas Tree will be bigger and better than ever.

2.)Pilot- Wow, that was close, we almost had to crash land!
Co-Pilot- I know, thank god for the SigEp Christmas tree, otherwise we might have crashed!!

3.) Little girl- "Before I saw the SigEp Christmas Tree I was deaf, but after seeing it for the first time, I got my hearing back!"

4.) Santa- Jeesh Rudolph, that was a close call. I was lost for a little while tonight
Rudolph- I know Santa, it sure was a good thing that Blitzen saw the SigEp Christmas Tree on the horizon, otherwise children worldwide might not have received their Christmas gifts!

by One of Santa's Helpers December 27, 2007

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

chineese christmas tree

when seventeen china men gather around a girl and throw up on her (after they have each eaten a full christmas day meal in one sitting eg. turkey,potatoes,carrots, cranberries and a pie of some sort, preferably apple.)
usually the girl is naked and has an orgasm whilst it happens.

last night ceci got a chineese christmas tree, it cost her $2467, rich whore.

by luke fortune January 29, 2007

Merry Christmas Tree

A Christmas tree that is more merry than usual

Wow look at the lights on that merry Christmas tree

by Kyle ‘the fatty’ Davis November 26, 2019