Christ Jesus

An expression used to denote utter surprise, horror and confusion; used in "Return of the Living Dead" when two paramedics encounter a horde of ravenous undead zombies on the hunt for brains.

Can also be used to denote complete disgust with a person or situation.

"Do you hear that?"

(looks down the road at undead hordes of brain eating zombies)

"Christ Jesus!"

or....

Man1 : "Did you flush the toilet after you dropped that monster dook?"

Man2: "Nope."

Man1: "Christ Jesus. You are disgusting."

by Johnny Gobs July 6, 2010

Christ-Fuck

1.to rectally or vaginally insert a crucifix in to ones self.
2.To totally dismay a Christian by foiling their dogmatic beliefs
3.Term used to display immense frustration

1. Last night Jimmy totally Christ-fucked me.
2.Bobby got Christ-Fucked
3. Oh holy Christ-Fuck! my dick is gone.

by Samhain69 March 26, 2009

christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

christ follower

a christian person who is sick of people judging them when they tell them their a christian. its a way of discribing your faith without people just seeing the stigma attached to the word 'christian'. Another good thing about a christian calling them self this is that it reminds them what their really doing, following christ. i refur to myself as a christ follower and i think when i'm trying to explain my faith to soomeone it helps to symplify stuff.

person: but all christians are hypocrits!
me: ahhh yes but i'm a christ follower...

by christie_bee January 22, 2008

Christ's peepee

An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.

"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."

by di_du_does August 3, 2008

christ puncher

One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Jerry Falwell and George W. Bush are Christ Punchers.

by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008

christ air

To pull your skateboard from under your feet, grap the board and spread your arms as if your nailed onto a cross in mid air. Pull a classic skater bob stunt by putting your board under your feet in time 4 a kick ass landing!

When skater bob pulled a christ air in the 2001 championships. classic.

by Billabong September 12, 2003