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Chris is my friend who is not smart plays video games too much watches baby cartoons and has 2 bosses can and ebo
ebo:chris stop watching Pokemon and get working

Chris on: ok :(
by Urban dictionary is the best w January 30, 2019
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Chris

Citsatnaf. Basically the opposite of fantastic, this word can describe Chris
by Wordexcrement March 25, 2019
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Chris

A Scottish Canadian host of a season of the Total Drama series. Although they are popular television personalities, a Chris is egomaniacal to a fault, often foregoing or willingly going against contestants' happiness and well-being if it means getting more viewers. This makes them universally hated by contestants, with their hatred of them being the only thing they can all agree on. While a Chris prefers to remain out of the challenges and act more impartially at the beginning of the series, they increasingly becomes more involved to the point of criminal activity. Their narcissism causes them to do more things focusing on them.
A typical saying from a Chris:
“We told them they'd all be staying at a 5 star resort, so if they seem a little T.O.ed, that's probably why.”
by thetdimastero June 19, 2023
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Chris

The Asian friend that we all have and know, who's parents named him Chris as a way to Americanize him. Thinks of himself as a very smart kid, but in reality, falls a bit behind. Born and raised skinny as a twig, easy to pick up and able to be thrown around like teddy bear. In most cases, once a Chris has found someone who he finds attractive and love, he would be unable to give up said love. Chasing it to the ends of the world even when rejected or found impossible to achieve.
Example 1:
Person A: Who is that kid over there?
Person B: His name is Chris. You ought to not get too close to him.

Example 2:
Person A: Fuck mon, why is he still chasing after that girl even while he lives at the other side of the world?
Person B: It'd be a classic Chris mon.
by TruthyyyfullyFake June 18, 2021
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Chris

Chris is hot and likes bananas
by Buthoe August 28, 2021
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Chris

Is an incredibly funny guy. Has golden blond hair. And the most beautiful blue eyes. He definetly has problems but can get through them. He has a best friend named Gracie and they have too much fun with each other they are bus buddies. Chris has an obsession with dank memes and subscribes to their channel on YouTube and then Gracie gets that weird ass notification. Chris has been through alot with Gracie ever since 5th grade and he probably hopes that adventure will continue. He just wants the best for her. They have been through tough times but always gets through it no matter what. Gracie hopes that they can always be great friends together. Even when they move on with their lives Gracie will always remember Chris even if he forgets about her. Chris and Gracie :))
Chris and Gracie :))
by Gracie_shorty01 May 6, 2018
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Chris

The answer to all of lives problems and meaning of life. The power of everything
guy 1) I'm so stressed out I want to die!

guy 2) just let the chris happens, it has a meaning for it.
by dracublah July 6, 2009
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