cement mixer

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

by JTKBIZ March 10, 2008

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when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

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When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

by big papa pump July 27, 2004

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Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ September 17, 2008

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