tit canal

The channel created by pressing two large tits together for various liquors or other beverages to flow through before entering the drinker's mouth.

Wow, did you see how much tequila they poured down that stripper's tit canal! TJ is going to be so wasted!

by Nick "The Slasher" McGurk December 8, 2022

Roots Canal

When a black man knocks out a hookers tooth with his penis

That girl was given a roots canal

by KillTony Fan April 11, 2023

shit canal

Shit canal; a euphamism for the anal cavity, or butthole. Some dudes like eating asshole. Call it a shit canal. They may see the error in their ways.

"Man, I thought it was nice eating booty. Until the shit canal opened the floodgates."

by Mitch the Sage May 18, 2016

Canal Bank

When a woman collects or "banks" the semen from multiple men in her vagina or "canal" in order to increase her chances of getting pregnant.

Tracy's having another baby. Apparently she "canal banked" the local football team after they beat Rovers in the derby match a couple of months ago.

by Clive Hamilton and N. W. Clerk December 5, 2022

Brown Canalled

To take too many drugs via the rectum as to cause severe life-threatening involuntary diarrhoea.

Did you hear about Derek? He shoved an eight ball up his arse and brown canalled! He almost died!

by OnlyVic&Paul February 19, 2022

canal-ditched

Waking up alone after having regrettable sex with a girl from West Phoenix.

Last night sucked, I got canal-ditched in Buckeye Arizona, now I have the clap.

by naysh December 22, 2009

canal donkey

A large fish of the carp variety; grass carp, bullhead carp: which over populate freshwater habitats.
A dirty bottom feeding fish other than a catfish.

A dude who swims in canals

Damn, I was tryna catch a big ol' catfish. but snagged up a canal donkey instead.

Jim always swimming in dem canals, he be a canal donkey.

by eed-tera August 5, 2019