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by chico1181 October 14, 2010
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Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.
Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.
Person 1: (Excusing the ridiculous behavior of a limited acquaintance) Dude, it's o.k. man, he's from Canyon Country!
Person 2: Oh, O.k.
Person 2: Oh, O.k.
by Cardon June 11, 2006
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