We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.
by Vaginacanyonoriginator February 02, 2016
The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
by Lolpomp August 31, 2022
A cool place or person no one knows about, and said person or place is keeping it that way... Like most people of Idaho who are happy to let outsiders think that they are lame in order to keep outsiders out.. A Canyon of Boise is that mystery man who very well may be a secret service guy.. They fly under the radar.
God, I couldn't read that dude lurking around at the rally.. Yeah.. I think he might be Canyon iof Boise....
Oh yeah... He acts like he's just a regular guy but he's got special agent all over him, he's totally canyon of boise
Oh yeah... He acts like he's just a regular guy but he's got special agent all over him, he's totally canyon of boise
by Sissityray September 05, 2015
a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.
I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!
by Emmie Wright May 05, 2016
person 1: how are things?
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
by C Mac G May 25, 2011
Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.
by chico1181 October 12, 2010
The armpit of the Santa Clarita Valley. About 25 miles north of Los Angeles. Aristocratic, more cultured, citizens of surrounding communities like Valencia and Saugus generally dispose of their refuse, including household trash and rejected, cheap, meth-addict 18 year olds in this burrough of the Santa Clarita Valley.
Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.
Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.
Person 1: (Excusing the ridiculous behavior of a limited acquaintance) Dude, it's o.k. man, he's from Canyon Country!
Person 2: Oh, O.k.
Person 2: Oh, O.k.
by Cardon June 01, 2006