We've all heard of the cock tower theory. Now we have the vagina canyon theory. Take the average depth of a vagina (5") and multiply by the number of women you have slept with, if you cannot climb out of your canyon, then you my friend are a man whore.
by Vaginacanyonoriginator October 7, 2016
Get the vagina canyonmug. A cool place or person no one knows about, and said person or place is keeping it that way... Like most people of Idaho who are happy to let outsiders think that they are lame in order to keep outsiders out.. A Canyon of Boise is that mystery man who very well may be a secret service guy.. They fly under the radar.
God, I couldn't read that dude lurking around at the rally.. Yeah.. I think he might be Canyon iof Boise....
Oh yeah... He acts like he's just a regular guy but he's got special agent all over him, he's totally canyon of boise
Oh yeah... He acts like he's just a regular guy but he's got special agent all over him, he's totally canyon of boise
by Sissityray October 21, 2015
Get the canyon of boisemug. by tavibadmans August 18, 2017
Get the Woke Canyonmug. One of Arizona's most popular tourist site.
Can be also used as a roast to someone with a huge gap between their teeth.
Can be also used as a roast to someone with a huge gap between their teeth.
Hey John.....I just went to the grand canyon in AZ, and it was amazing.
It is almost as if babyface has the grand canyon in his mouth.
It is almost as if babyface has the grand canyon in his mouth.
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
Get the Grand Canyonmug. a sexy mother fucker with a nice giant dick and is great at every sexual activity. You shouldn't mess with canyon barber he'll fuck you up if you make him angry.
I Fucked canyon barber last night and it was so great, but the next day I fucked another guy and canyon barber beat the shit out of him. I LOVE CANYON SO MUCH!
by Emmie Wright May 17, 2016
Get the canyon barbermug. Rear end, butt, booty or ass. Not the Anus by itself but the whole ass. Used for apprecation as opposed to a derogatory slur.
by chico1181 October 14, 2010
Get the Crap Canyonmug. The armpit of the Santa Clarita Valley. About 25 miles north of Los Angeles. Aristocratic, more cultured, citizens of surrounding communities like Valencia and Saugus generally dispose of their refuse, including household trash and rejected, cheap, meth-addict 18 year olds in this burrough of the Santa Clarita Valley.
Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.
Synonymous with ghetto, druggie, and trailor park.
Person 1: (Excusing the ridiculous behavior of a limited acquaintance) Dude, it's o.k. man, he's from Canyon Country!
Person 2: Oh, O.k.
Person 2: Oh, O.k.
by Cardon June 11, 2006
Get the canyon countrymug.