j to the c

Another way of saying Jesus Christ, as if annoyed.

At what age should women stop using Snap Chat filters? J to the C, it's really annoying to see 50 year olds with pink noses and whiskers.

by Trainer_nic September 19, 2017

J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M

“Just shut the fuck up and come make out with me.”

Girl/guy:”J.S.T.F.U.A.C.M.O.W.M”
Guy/girl: “hell yeah!”

by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023

J. C. T.

A person kidnapped by PETA

PETA kidnapped J. C. T. because PETA does not want it's secrets revealed

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 26, 2021

J.T.F.C.

Abbreviation For When Someone Fucks Up So Bad Theres No Words For It. Abbreviation Stands For Jesus Tity Fucking Christ.

When Your Fire Chief Trys To Intubate A Manikan And would Have Killed The Patient J.T.F.C.

by Rather Not Say September 24, 2008

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.

An insult where you use eight adjectives that are used to compliment someone. These adjectives start with one of the first 8 letters of the alphabet and this acronym. The letter it starts with depends on whether it's the third, first or fifth one. For example, the second adjective would begin with a B, and the sixth adjective would begin with an F.
Speaking of those first 8 letters, they can stand for: Adorable, Beautiful, Charming, Dexterous, Elegant, Fabulous, Gleaming, and Hot. They can stand for other words too, for example, A can stand for Amazing or Awesome just like how B can stand for Brilliant or Blissful.
The 9th, 10th, and 11th letters of the alphabet stand for I'm Just Kidding. They're also the last letters in this acronym.
You use it by saying "Did you know you are ABCDEFGHIJK?" then you use 8 compliments that start with letters that go from A to H.
Lastly, you say "I'm Just Kidding!" when they say "But what about the IJK?" or "You forgot the IJK!" Something like that.
You're welcome. If you actually use this insult, enjoy the reaction.

Bill is A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H.I.J.K.! He's adorable, brilliant, charming, dexterous, elegant, fabulous, gleaming, and hot. I'm just kidding!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

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Wow you are that bored that you went above and beyond and typed this congrats you get nothing.

I was bored and typed

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by Eternitys bordeom November 16, 2022

J.R.O.T.C.

A terribly corrupt and poorly undertaken attempt by the United States Military to indoctrinate and shelter teenagers too young to enlist. Classes cost more than the average high school class, teach racism and homophobia, have a generally sub-par curriculum, and promote violence.

Remember when two Arizona J.R.O.T.C. members dressed in fatigues and killed nine Buddhist monks after looting their temple?

Bill: Hey! I wanna join the J.R.O.T.C.!
Chris: I can't be friends with you anymore.

by King Superman October 25, 2007