buttcrunch

buttcrunch
noun
a person, object, or thing that is so extraordinary it will cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of those who interact with it.

verb trans.
to cause an involuntary clenching of the buttocks of another party or parties by being splendid or wonderful.

DERIVATIVES
buttcrunchy adjective
buttcrunchingly adverb

1. Your mom's twenty-cheese casserole was such a buttcrunch! I didn't even know there were that many cheeses!

2. She looked so good in that tiny dress that she buttcrunched all of those old dudes over there.

3. The special effects in that movie were so buttcrunchingly sweet my brain went into sugar-shock.

by Luckydyke January 2, 2009

Buttponcho

Noun-Someone who is annoying and does it on purpose.
Verb- Buttponcholike. The act of being a buttponcho.

Boy- Jeez why can't I sleep with your sister? She is hotter than you. It is okay you can still cook me dinner after.

Girl- OMFG you are such a buttponcho!

by Kendahl June 11, 2010

buttmuncher

one who stalks someone or follows them around 24/7 ; annoying person

he is such a buttmuncher

by jose4563 October 13, 2011

Butt Munch

A butt munch is someone that loves to eat ass like a cupcake, lol.

My daddy is a butt munch (:

by Princess_Tiff January 30, 2016

Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome

A condition in which a guy, typically with a woman's name, has a micro penis, can't make a woman orgasm, and mopes around like a dopey turtle his entire life. See also Douchebag, Mrytle, Asshat.

That guy is such a moron. I think he must have Buttmunchenhausen Syndrome.

by Bonequisia January 24, 2011

buttpunch

submissive and needy for conitinual degradation!

whats with your buddy Buttpunch over there........

by fartface_66 April 12, 2008

buttmuncher

a person who munches on butt

a___ is a buttmuncher

by tommy n January 25, 2007