Buffalaxed

A song in a non English language that has been given subtitles based on what the foreign words SOUND like, not the defenition is said to have been Buffalaxed. This word comes from a GENIUS on YouTube whose username is Buffalax. He (or she) created the concept of Buffalaxing and is REALLY good at it.

(Actual Lytics)- Tunak Nuuan, Reelidun Yonsann Seer Ladamanan...
(Buffalaxed: what the lyrics sound like in English)- All along watch you pumping my retard, and you fill me with tar, and you party laying bears...

HILARIOUS.

by DuffyBox March 3, 2008

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004

buffalo tuck

when a lonely male sticks his dick between his legs and puts it up his own ass

Guy 1: Dude, have you gotten any pussy lately?

Guy 2: Nah man, I've had to stick with the buffalo tuck lately...

by Retard Jerry January 11, 2009

Try the buffet

The act of eating out a fat chick for your first time.

Person 1: Dude, sometimes I get tired of eating out the skinny girls, there is hardly anything there.
Person 2: Then you should try the buffet! Those fat chicks have pussy for days!

by Moaning Murtle September 3, 2009

Bachelor Buffet

A pathetic multi-course "home cooked" meal gleaned from the outer reaches of a bachelor's refrigerator or cabinets.

"Brah, last night was crazy depressing. I watched re-runs of Magnum P.I. and feasted on a bachelor buffet of pasta with mustard, fried ham cubes, Froot Loops, powdered Gatorade and leftover white rice from Hing Long."

by the beeb June 23, 2007

Bufferbating

1. When you're masturbating to internet porn on a 56k connection, and right as you hit your climax the video starts buffering, so you end up orgasming to a buffering bar.

I always want to kill myself after bufferbating.

by AlphaR0meo October 14, 2012

Buffalo Smokestack

The act of inserting a lit cigar or cigarette into your partner's vagina or anus. After a period of time, you extract the smoking item and inhale the smoke that billows out.

"Where's my Swisher, I wanna do a Buffalo Smokestack"

by Sub 20 May 23, 2013