Bryson 

An outrageously lightweight, hen-pecked or effeminate individual. One who cannot handle ones drink/drugs and falls asleep easily. A person who is incapable of holding their own in a verbal battle of wits.

(opposite; macho)

He's not coming out clubbing tonight - he's doing a Bryson and staying in with the wife.

Look at the state of him. He's had 2 white wine spritzers and he's come over all Bryson.

Kiss my butt?? Is that all you have to say, you Bryson!?

Bryson by James Smith December 15, 2003

Bryson 

a name given to one that dates undesirable females.

"Ew, wtf man, you're a total Bryson for dating her. She looks like a dog."

Bryson by Stephen Welch October 9, 2006

Bryson 

An outrageously gay, hen-pecked, lightweight person. One who cannot handle their drink/drugs and falls asleep easily

He's not coming clubbing tonight, he's staying in with the wife and doing a Bryson.

Look at the state of him, he's had 3 beers and he's come over all Bryson

Bryson by Pablo Martinez December 10, 2003

Bryson 

big fat bitching nigger with man titties

That Bryson is a fucking cat fucking dick wad with a cuntbag stuck to his ass. god if he shares his milk with the rest of the world, there would be no world hunger.

Bryson by Ling Butt 69 April 25, 2008

Bryson 

To Bryson - Bri-son - To be bothered by the unwanted, unwelcome presence of another individual, especially with tendencies toward joining you and other parties bringing absolutely nothing of significance to the present conversation.

Dude, earlier, while we were talking about that bodacious babe, Brian Jarret came over and totally Brysoned us. I completely lost my train of thought due to his asinine bullshit.

Bryson by Feed Me Garbage August 3, 2007

Bryson 

I dumbass who thinks he all hot shit and popular but in reality no one gives a flying crap about him. He thinks he is cool by wearing designer clothes but in reality his 'designer' clothes are fake $10 ones you get off of Amazon. He does get blows though! By guys...

Look at that guy right there, I bet his name is Bryson!

Bryson by Bertolt May 14, 2017

Bryson 

Is a complete homosexual. Is ugly. Has no social life.

"oml ur such a bryson"

Bryson by ljlsfhb;dffcxpb98a37wv0an June 10, 2018