Broner

When a man lusts over another man's possessions.
Some guy had a broner when he was at the car show
by Bronerlover October 15, 2017
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When your bro gives you boner.
Dude I have a broner from looking at you.bro Boner
by peeing June 12, 2016
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Broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."
Dude when you bench pressed 300 lbs. I gotta huge broner
by CPOLL23 March 17, 2011
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1.the act of getting a boner at the same time as your best friend. and then convientely letting them know that you have a boner via text.
best friend 1: Hey man whats up
best friend 2: my dick
best friend 1: thats a coincidence so is mine
best friend 2: we got a broner going on!!
by mystery_man69 November 18, 2011
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when you get an erection from just having fun with your friends. this is a non homosexual boner that most often goes unnoticed. when it is noticed, the person who has a broner will most likely be made fun of, leading to embaressment
Bro 1: " dude, this is such a great time!"
Bro 2: " hell ya it is"
Bro 1: "AHAHAHA YOU HAVE A RAGING BRONER!"
Bro 2: "DO NOT"
Bro 1: " ya you do look"
Bro 3: "thats hilarious"
Bro 2: "SHUT UP"
etc.
by jrevs July 26, 2013
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Getting an erection from a story or description told by a friend of a sexual encounter with a woman.
Guy 1- Dude, Sarah stuffed my entire dick down her throat until my toes curled!

Guy 2- Bro chill! You're giving me a broner!
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A heterosexual man attains a Broner when overly praising another man.
"Dude, you've totally got a broner for Liam Neeson right now, and I don't even mind."
by Everyone's father October 17, 2011
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