Band aid breakup

to breakup with someone extremely fast.

dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.

by BT2009 July 13, 2009

New Jersey Breakup

When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.

Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.

by EvilGingerMan September 13, 2010

Facebook Breakup

The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.

Person A: Dude I just broke up with Jenna
Person B: I know, I saw you doing a Facebook Breakup

by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011

Post-breakup hotness

The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup

Did you see Lana yesterday?! She looked good. She's got that post-breakup hotness working for her.

by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016

Non-Breakup

The emotional process of getting over a person one never dated after accepting the fact they have no chance.

"I'm going through a rough non-breakup... I finally realized Tim will never go out with me."

by Toys"F"Us June 27, 2016

destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.

Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."

by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018

A Shard Breakup

A breakup in which one person doesn’t give a shit and the other is devastated, must occur within 2 months of ‘dating’

Bro, I’ve just had a shard breakup, she left me a 10 minute long voice note, I’ve only been seeing her a few weeks.

by Big lover 2023 January 26, 2023