truckie's breakfast

A black coffee and a siggie. In other words had no breakfast.

I had a Truckie's Breakfast today.

by Clayton Janes April 20, 2006

Breakfasting

Drinking alcohol before 10am any day of the week

Francine was regularly breakfasting and was usually asleep by noon.

We woke up early and went breakfasting downtown.

by DSeanK February 18, 2017

redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004

Nevada Breakfast

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.

I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!

by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011

Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.

Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

pig's breakfast

total mess; mixed-up slops

Well, that presentation was a real pig's breakfast.

by jastex June 11, 2006

spaghetti breakfast

A euphemism for a specific style of hentai pornography that involves giant monsters with long wriggly masses of tentacles.

"That girl really enjoyed her spaghetti breakfast, which is rather unusual for the genre."

by miscellaneous July 2, 2004