Boredom Boner

When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.

Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."

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by Me and Mr. Split April 24, 2011

bored

You looked this up because you were bored and randomly typed 'bored' into the search box in the hope to kill your boredom and have just found out it didn't work. That is the definition of bored.

If you really are bored, the answer is get off the PC and go get some fresh air!

by Lana (is cool) March 6, 2009

Boredom Struck

1.) When boredom itself invades your mind. You become very bored, and inactive and turn into a vegetable for 2 minutes.

2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.

Man. I'm boredom struck.. help?

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Boredrunk

When one is so bored they start saying nonsense and chatting obnoxious things.
That`s pretty much me every day.

Example:
discord chat
Boredrunk dude: xd looololol my pp itch im stupid xd everyone is so dumb
Admin dude: stop
Boredrunk dude: xd ur pp small
Admin dude: `bans boredrunk231`

Boredrunk dude: oh no i got banned
Boredrunk dude: oh well lets write a definition on urban dictionary for boredrunk

by lualizationglobal42 March 13, 2019

bordo-boredom

Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.

When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.

by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009

Lil Bored

The perfect example of 21st century humor..... Also an excellent editor

Will you get bored watching Lil Bored?
-Nope

by DebacleMavrick June 1, 2021

im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored

fair enough. Keep going

"oh I wonder what would happen if i search for exactly what i'm doing. hmmm, like 'im searching random thing on urban dictionary cuz im bored', oh wait there is actually a definition.

by boredguy45 August 14, 2020