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Boaf

Fecal matter that measures 1 foot long.
"Dude, check out this 5 dollar footlong!"
"Holy shit man, that's a for sure boaf."
by Gary Busy February 19, 2010
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Boffin

A Smart person... usually used by chavs to make fun of people who are NOT illiterate
Chav: You garbled boffin *Possy laughing HUHUHUHHHUHUHUUHUHUHU *fapfapfapfappf"
by Hrocky March 22, 2009
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boff

"think we can squeeze in a quick boff in between classes?"
by lauren August 30, 2003
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dog in de bafftub

1. An act where a man places his testicles in another person's anus.

2. (Slang) An exclaimation expressing joy or felicity.

3. (Archaic) A statement of frustation or indifference.
An excerpt from 1108 Thugz's song, "Fast Food Fuckin'"

"Dog in de bafftub, bafftub,
Dog in de bafftub, bafftub,
Rubba-dub-dub, rubba-dub-dub-dub!
Bawz in her asshole, asshole."
by Kenji Tetsuo February 27, 2003
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baffon

similar to baffoon, but only used by people who are prone to typos/silly mistakes and aren't very good at spelling
Vikram is such a baffon since he keeps typing the word baffon!
by starvinarvind October 31, 2009
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baffin

A slang word used to describe how rediculous or whack something is.
That shit was baffin
by Chiun Lang Pow October 11, 2007
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Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
A geek is someone who is unusually enthusiastic about a specific topic, sometimes an unusual topic, such as computing, science, maths or painting tiny models from Lord of the Rings.
Boffin:
A term used almost exclusively in the UK to affectionately refer to an expert or egghead. This term originated from the 'back room boys' in the second world war who were, amongst other things, operating radar and trying to break the german enigma code.
Nerd:
Someone who has difficulty negotiating social situations. The term has strong negative connotations and is mostly used as an insult. Nerd is often used interchangably with geek and it is true that many people are both but they mean different things.
Geek/Nerd/Boffin

Geek:
"OMG OMG IT'S A TINY PAINTED IAN MCKELLEN!"

Boffin:
Spitfire pilot 1-"Biggles have you heard the news?"
Spitfire pilot 2-"No, what is it jeffrey?"
Spitfire pilot 1-"The boffins have cracked the enigma code!"
Spitfire pilot 2-"Excellent; lets get up there and give those germans a taste of our good old British spunk, bristol fashon, six of the best trousers down!"

Nerd:

Normal person-"Well this is a fine state of affairs!"
Nerd-"Is it... I though it was a disaster?"
Normal person-"OMG I was being sarcastic. You are such a nerd!"
by Lord Kitchiner October 13, 2012
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