When you come to last pair of boxers in your drawer, and there white. They seem to have a shit stain on them.
My boxers have skids on them
Mum, please wash my boxers, they have skids
Boys, cant come out today got skiddy boxers
Mum, please wash my boxers, they have skids
Boys, cant come out today got skiddy boxers
by kswizzzz August 27, 2019
John: Boom wub wub wub tktktk boom wub wub pff.
Frank: Dammit john your such a wannabeat boxer, practice that shit at home!
Frank: Dammit john your such a wannabeat boxer, practice that shit at home!
by Leminader August 29, 2015
June 29th , 2011 . This day is noted in the Panic! At the Disco fan base as the day all came together , over all differences , for one thing . Brendon Urie stripping down to his underwear .
A Brendon Urie Sex Riot broke out as young girls ovaries exploded .
Early accounts of boxer gate included Brendon Singing with his shirt half open , humping bassist Dallon Weekes , hugging no shirt clad guitarist Ian Crawford , telling the crowd he would pay someone 1,000 dollars to light there feet on fire and fuck his girlfriend .
Boxer Gate will live on forever
A Brendon Urie Sex Riot broke out as young girls ovaries exploded .
Early accounts of boxer gate included Brendon Singing with his shirt half open , humping bassist Dallon Weekes , hugging no shirt clad guitarist Ian Crawford , telling the crowd he would pay someone 1,000 dollars to light there feet on fire and fuck his girlfriend .
Boxer Gate will live on forever
Panic! Fan :Brendon Stripped to his underwear on boxer gate . He should have stripped to his skinnies
Claim to fan : STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT , GET OVER IT
Claim to fan : STOP BEING SO BUTTHURT , GET OVER IT
by IBlameBrianDales July 07, 2011
When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.
Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.
by velvetelvitron April 27, 2006
by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005
Josh: Hold on, let me get my boxers. I'm gonna blow
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??
* Josh splooges*
*Josh carries his boxers home with him*
Josh's friend: You like carrying boxer splooge around with you??
by Fabio Rossi April 13, 2011
It was really going well after my foxy neighbour came over for coffee, however it all went south after Tyson got excited and showed his boxer's lipstick.
by Big Jack's Bollocks May 16, 2017