blur-itis

Every naked person on basic cable seems to suffer from this mysterious disease that blurs the genital areas. If we work together we could find a cure for blur-itis by the year 2012.

All of the women who get breast implants on Doctor 90210 seem to contract blur-itis shortly before and after their operations.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007

blur job

Lacking any recollection of the night before, and yet fairly confident that you got some play.

“So did you tap that last night or what? She was all over you.”

“I can’t say for sure, I think I got a Blur Job.”

by Ockman May 2, 2008

blurred lines

To be so drunk and/or high out of your mind that you can't see straight.

Girl I drank so much Ciroc, I was seeing blurred lines

by Mrsoffica August 19, 2013

Blur job

When a girl blows you so fast that her head is nothing but a blur.

Nate: "Did you get a blow job last night, man?"
Josh: "Dude, I got more than that, I got a fuckin blur job!"
Nate: "Right on man! I knew Kelly was good!"

by DanikaDarko May 21, 2009

Blur Doing The Macarena

A disturbing image . Of The members of nineties band blur dancing to this strange melody . When blur can create real music .

Damon Albarn - Graham WTF are you doing ?
Graham Coxon -Dance with me Look Alex Is !
Alex James - Come on Damon !
Dave Rowntree - Come on baby !
Damon - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Song - Blur Macarana
Spectator - Wow It's Blur Doing the macarena

by DamonAlbarn September 6, 2010

black top blur

When the black top, aka asphalt, is so hot that it sends off heat waves and makes everything look blurry.

Why does that car look like it's driving underwater?

It's just too hot- it's a black top blur.

by SGLwillbSGLR July 3, 2011

20/20 blur

(n) vision that is unclear or distant; caused by poor eyesight in general, and/or being "under the influence."

1) The eighty year old woman failed the eye test for her driver's license; she must have that 20/20 blur.

2) I was pulled over by a cop last week. I was drunk out of my mind and had that 20/20 blur; thankfully he just towed my car and drove me home.

3) Bro last night I was tripping hardcore on some acid; I couldn't see two feet in front of me! The worst 20/20 blur I ever had!

by Buzzard Smoke December 19, 2014