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Brainlessly wandering around without aim, Blabbering in movement form
My teammates are bundering around the map in battlefield6
Bundering by MovementSlop October 26, 2025

beauty blendering 

a person who is blending in their makeup with a beauty blender, but is not competent to do it right so they just assue they are doing it right. they absolutely have no idea what they are doing to their face
boy: damn do you see her face, that foundation looks wack as fuck
boy2: shit man, she must have been beauty blendering that shit
boy: she mustve, YEESH

Snar Blunklin 

Also known as the "Coffee Sinus Blumpkin," a Snar Blunklin involves drinking coffee with hot sauce on the rim of the mug, or in the coffee itself, while on the toilet, getting a blowjob. If timed right, you will be able to empty your balls, your colon, and your nose sinuses all at the same time. This is what many refer to as a perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his wife waste all their money on sex toys and ecstacy pills, but they've never tried a good ol' Snar Blunklin in the morning. Your entire life will be changed for the better after trying it, trust me.
Snar Blunklin by JayFay22 April 11, 2021

Snar Blunklin 

Also known as the "Spicy Sinus Coffee Blumpkin" a Snar Blunklin is the act of taking a dump, drinking coffee with hot sauce either in or on the rim of the coffee mug, and getting a blowjob all at the same time.
If timed right, your colon, nasal cavity, and testicles will all empty simultaneously, leading to the perfect full body orgasm.
My friend and his girlfriend keep wasting money on sex toys and enhancement drugs, but they've never tried the good ol' Snar Blunklin. It's the best way to start a morning, trust me.
Snar Blunklin by JayFay22 April 12, 2021

queff blunkin 

After your man finishes in your vagina. You sit on his face and share that wet queef right back all over his lips into his mouth.
I squeezed my wet queff blunkin and dropped it straight onto his face in his mouth.

No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭 

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."