beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011

beaner

In Spanish, frijolero, just a Mexican (Someone from Mexico)! Not necessarily an immigrant!
No me llames frijolero,
Pinche gringo puñetero.
Chingado!!

Beaners are hot. I want one!

by James December 21, 2003

Beaner wagon

Car or van filled with at least 8 mexican passengers. Everyone of them shares the same ride.

Carlos, Juan, Jose, Carmen, Louis, Caesar, Pedro, and Hector all enjoy riding to work in their beaner wagon.

by McGullicutty April 26, 2006

Beaner banner

The Mexican flag beaners fly at rallies demanding amnesty for illegal immigrants.

Any beaner caught flying a beaner banner should be deported to Mexico.

by yorkiestomper April 21, 2008

Greasy Beaner

To defecate on a Mexican girl after a two-week-long diet of nothing but greasy American truck stop and diner food.

Adam gave that little chicana a real greasy beaner, she was completely covered in excrement.

by Shipreck October 2, 2007

Beaner Towel

the shirt they wore before their shower

dude they didn't have any clean linen so i had to beaner towel it.

by bir May 7, 2010

Beanernet

Having such dirt-poor internet, that people think your provider is of Mexican quality. Usually referring to dial-up connection with frequent lag spikes.

Dude: Fuck I'm lagging again! Host WTF!
Host: Not me man, try fixing your beanernets.

Buddy: Dude! you download that game yet!?
Guy: Not yet man, my beanernet is takin' forever.

by MashedPotatoJohnson December 9, 2008