Black Friday beatdown

The fights that break out during the rush to grab Christmas deals on Black Friday. Black Friday, Black Friday brawl, fight, brawl, beatdown, World Star, punch, kick, hit, Thanksgiving, holiday

The police were called after there was a Black Friday beatdown over a 50 inch tv.

by joecoolthefool October 7, 2016

Black Friday Bowels

The effect of too much turkey/gravy/pie.

Dude, lets go get some cheap Christmas presents!

Na man, I'm afraid to leave the house. I've got a bad case of the Black Friday Bowels.

by Burnie888 November 26, 2009

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving where shops get back into the black.

"Black Friday was the same as black monday, I was broke."

by you ain't seen nothin' July 24, 2008

Black Friday

The friday immediately following thanksgiving. Some spots can be hellish, like Target, Walmart, Walmart, Kohls, or any other major store chain. Some people get this idea of camping out in their car in a store parking lot so they can be the first into the store when opens pathetically early like 4am or so. It's not too weird to hear to ladies fighting over a toy.

I just watched these two women fighting over a copy of a stupid video game during the black friday sale

by DyingDeath November 26, 2009

Black Friday swooping

1.The act of swooping down from the top of a shelf and taking one of their Nintendo Game Boy and or food.
2.The way of gliding past the croud if you are short. And then stealing all of the stuff becouse your cheap even on black fliping friday!

News at six! There has been a majour Black Friday swooping so watch out!

by TheAnonamousePineapple November 27, 2018

black friday bitching

The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.

Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 3, 2014

black friday stabbing

the brutal stabbing of someone over that top you wanted that someone else just grabbed.

Did you hear the news, there was a Black Friday stabbing over the new game cube.

by Camchowder November 25, 2017